Heat a big pot (Dutch Oven or cast iron) on medium-high. Toss in bacon, onion, bell pepper, and celery.
Cook until everything's soft, and the bacon is nice and crispy. Mix in garlic and let it cook for 3 more minutes.
Brown pork and smoked sausage for 20-25 minutes until the sausage gets a bit caramelized.Throw in chicken, canned Rotel, Creole Seasoning, and Thyme.
Cook for an additional 15-20 minutes on medium-high heat. Preheat your oven to 300�F.
Pour in water, chicken broth, soups, and kitchen bouquet.Cook for another 20 minutes.
Add the pasta and stir it up.Bring the whole mix to a rolling boil.
Turn off the heat.Push the noodles into the liquid so they're mostly covered.
Cover the pot and into the oven it goes for 1 hour. After an hour, resist the urge to peek for 10 minutes.
Finally, open up, stir from the bottom, toss in those chopped green onions, and get ready to serve!